[US+UK] I didn’t mean for it to end up this way. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but who plans to take their wife on a romantic Valentine's date and ends up with a cuckcake? Not me, that's for sure. But that's exactly what happened.
I'm Cupid. Yes, the Cupid. I'm not a cherub and I don't have wings, but I do have a quiver of golden arrows.

I just wanted to take my wife on a romantic date, but when on of my arrows goes awry, the date does not go as planned. In a good way.

I guess my wife ...
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