One day, I was just Joe the small-town handyman. The next, I was a secret blue-collar billionaire running what's starting to feel less like a house and more like mission control.

Which is how I end up with Carly's assistant Allison knocking on my door, blushing six ways to Sunday, asking if I can teach her how to please her boyfriend. In every imaginable way. Well, almost every way—seems she's got some rules about what she's saving, and for whom.

Now, I'm not the kind of guy to turn down...
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