I do not want to have sex with a woman.
I am not interested in women.
It’s not going to happen. Fuhgeddaboudit.
My best friend is a lesbian. Is that a big deal to me? Well, obviously no, because she’s my best friend. But just because she’s a lesbian, that doesn’t mean I am one or desire to be one or am curious about girls.
I wish someone would tell her crazy ass that.
Janae has been teasing me for years that I’m an undercover lesbian and just don’t know it. I keep telling ...
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I do not want to have sex with a woman.
I am not interested in women.
It’s not going to happen. Fuhgeddaboudit.
My best friend is a lesbian. Is that a big deal to me? Well, obviously no, because she’s my best friend. But just because she’s a lesbian, that doesn’t mean I am one or desire to be one or am curious about girls.
I wish someone would tell her crazy ass that.
Janae has been teasing me for years that I’m an undercover lesbian and just don’t know it. I keep telling her that just because she can have a fur burger for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, that has absolutely nothing to do with me. She’s convinced I just haven’t met the “right one.” I tell her just because she’s gay and we’re besties, that doesn’t mean we need to share EVERYTHING. That’s what makes our friendship unique and special.
Okay so I had ONE encounter back in high school with a random chick. Does that make me a carpet muncher or a pillow princess? Absolutely not.
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