[US+UK] I showed up for the bride. I stayed for the groomsman.

I hate weddings, but if I’m gonna suffer through one, I might as well end the night buried in some hot chick. Problem is, there’s this annoyingly good-looking groomsman going for the same girl.

He’s one of those jocks. Tall, broad-shouldered, cocky. The kind of guy who gets everything he wants. Looks like he’ll have his pick of the crop tonight.

I can’t stop watching him. And it’s not just because he’s stepping...
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