[US+UK] Things I shouldn’t do on holiday as a straight guy:
1. Stare at my best friend in his tight swim trunks.
2. Fantasize about ripping them off with my teeth.
3. End up at a foam party full of grinding, sweaty dudes.
4. Crave getting bent over by said friend in front of everyone.
And yet, here I am, doing all of the above and wondering if maybe I’m not as straight as I thought.